Dak Commstar 139 Report post Posted April 16, 2017 That moment you log into a store and everyone there has no friendly markers... Well... Good thing I have my godly charisma. "Hey... Guys... My friendly markers aren't showing... Can you see my BLUE tags"? "No"... I start sweating at this point, eyeing off the 6 guys in front of me. I can hear more on the roof. "You may need to re-log, I can't see your markers". *Goes back to store clerk*. YES! at this point I have them all completely convinced. For 10 minutes I plan each of their demise. A charge here, a mine there, shoot that guy, hide the body... Then it all fell apart. I hear the squeakety squeak of a wetsuit behind me. "You wouldn't be lying would you Dak"? Shivers run down my spine as Cougah's hand runs down my backpack for my medkit. Immediately shot and stabilized. Sigh. It was so good. The plan had worked so well. I swear if Cougah wasn't such a chaotic evil, I might have predicted. My godly charisma simply can't match unpredictable. 11 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
insanD 431 Report post Posted April 16, 2017 (edited) I don't know why I find this funny, but I do nonetheless. Edited April 20, 2017 by insanD 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KRISTIAN. 70 Report post Posted April 20, 2017 can we ban this guy? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
