Finn Wayle

Ok I'm doing this at 3:15 AM because demand is surprisingly high and I want to get a new installment done. This is the Sydney Bank, seen from the walls of the nearby castle. Members of the rebel tribe are robbing it. Amidst the chaos, an animal native to the region known as the "Civilian" decides to take his Hatchback Sport for a spin. Civilians are known as dumb, simple creatures that mill about and generally cause trouble for everyone. A lone male of the Police tribe attempts to approach the scene and is killed in the process. The siren in the car runs for several minutes, possibly an attempt to annoy the rebels into submission.Having suffered multiple casualties and getting the money they came for, the rebels retreat in a pair of Striders.The police begin to fire on the withdrawing rebels. A Rebel Tribesman begins shouting "allahu akbar," among other things, and takes his helicopter into a nose dive. One of the Striders is too heavily damaged to escape and is abandoned. The police tribe capture it and probably cook it on a fire or something. So concludes another episode of Lives of the Police.

This is the humble beginning of what I hope will become a beautiful topic, I've been collecting a vast array of snaps (occasionally at my own expense) of the Altis Police Department's officers in there natural, only habitat: Sydney. I'm looking to show said photographs to the masses in the format of some kind of odd wildlife documentary. Take care to ignore all the HUD elements because I'm too lazy looking for a way to turn it off. Our adventure into the lives of the police begins with this particular specimen, which I have taken to calling "Ben". This one seemed to have no hesitation when approaching me, posing for a picture, then beckoning me to partake in what Altians call "The Sydney Binocular Dance."

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What you cannot see in this picture is the very foolish man who chose to aggravate the Police tribesmen by running right through Sydney PD in plain sight of multiple officers, before diving into the water. A small firing squad quickly formed.Ok the underlines are gone now for some reason. Anyway, despite multiple tribesmen firing automatic weapons into the water, the criminal remains unharmed. The police obviously were purposefully missing the man just to scare him.

I can't stop writing with underlined text for some reason so let's just roll with it and get right into the goddamn news. The tribesman seen on the right side of this picture was driving his vehicle (left) on the wrong side of the road. When he ran into an oncoming Channel 7 News vehicle (right), he immediately took to arresting the driver of said vehicle, a passenger, and some random guy who walked up to the incident. Some of you may believe the young tribesman was at fault for driving on the wrong side of the road, but I'm absolutely certain that the policeman has a good reason for his actions. Thanks to MrAfro as the pilot of the helicopter from which I took these pictures. See you later folks.

Ok, I'm actually back this time.

Howdy folks, had a bit of a break from Altis Life, but I'm glad to announce that Lives of the Police shall continue, and that I have already taken a series of photographs to add. See you soon.

The Rebel Tribe attempts to flaunt their power in Sydney occasionally by travelling through it in heavily armoured cars known as "Striders", much to the dismay of the Police Tribe. The Police use their superior numbers to defend their home territory and disable the vehicle. The Rebel occupant is captured by a young Police tribesman and is taken away. While observing the man's capture, I am approached again by Ben, who once again initiates a Binocular Dance. A man only metres away is mercilessly mowed down by the officer shown on the right, likely for a good cause I'm sure. This man is dead. This man is alive. The Police are becoming increasingly difficult to document due to their access to motor vehicles. It's time I bring out... The SwagMobile. See you next time folks, we'll be doing some long distance Police tracking with the SwagMobile at our disposal.

I received some secret images from a man on the inside of the Police Tribe. The images in question were as such: These three tribesmen appear to be attempting to discard this armoured vehicle by pushing it into the water, it is possible they will do the same to the one on the left. Based on what little evidence is to be found in this picture, an officer has managed to open some form of portal to bring this car into a building. Likely to keep it from seeing its brethren being thrown into the ocean, so as to save it from the trauma. I would like to thank the anonymous tribesman for contributing to the documentation of his species, and take this chance to invite any members of the public with amusing or intriguing photographs of the police in their natural environment to add them to the discussion. Good day lads and ladies.

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These two young males have caught sight of me and are behaving aggressively. My suspicions are confirmed as the pair attempt to take chase, and so I flee. Mind my bald head, I usually wear a helmet. During my retreat, I witness a man shoot and kill someone off to the left... ...I attempt to make contact, but he hurries into a house and I know better than to approach a cornered creature. Although I do not have the photographs, the two officers eventually manage to use some kind of bio-electricity to immobilise me, before restraining me. I'm lucky to escape with my life as they fine me one thousand dollars and tell me to cease my photography. I am then released. This picture was taken moments after my released and milliseconds before being hit by a quadbike and being taken to hospital. This concludes another installment of The Lives of the Police. I realise this one wasn't awfully rivetting but I've a vast series of photographs and I intend to use most of them. Good day lads and ladies.

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