Joseph_PC

"The Easter Bunny ate all of the carrots we left for him. What a pig." 

Let Me Out!!!

Remember, efficiency is just clever laziness

What can I say? Straya's first and only Jew has now been taken from us. You were one of the funniest guys I've meet, and I wish I meet you earlier. It was a privilege in having my own segment in one of your videos for a good 5 seconds. 

I hope one day driving past the peach farm, I bump into you asking me to revive Farmer John, because your finger accidentally slipped on the trigger, just like old times.   

I'm gonna miss you mate. 

• I legit thought out the structure of this message, just like a HSC essay question. That is how much you mean to us.  

- Assistant Command Officer of APS - Constable of APD

girlfriend where I 

Pumpkin Eater

"My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry."

“the ranch to the south.”

You win some and Lose some

In SQUAD we trust

War. War never changes.

A hero need not speak. When he is gone, the world will speak for him.

Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing.

But I'll know where several are
If my dreams get real bizarre
'Cause I saved a few and I keep them in a jar (jar, jar)

When you get GLOBAL, talk LOCAL but when you get LOCAL, do GLOBAL

I bet I can throw a grenade through that window

Sometimes standing against evil is more important than defeating it.