That Lucky SOB

I volunteer myself for this mission.

What i see when I log into Altis life at 5am, was a lovely beach party with the locals complete with traffic cone campfire:

That Huron isn't ready... hasn't gotten its summer bod ready

That Lucky SOB, I used to play I&A a lot more throughout 2015 and early 2016 under that name and Smittydogg1 before i got into Altis life and I occasionally jump on now and again, but nowhere near as much, hence why you've never seen me. http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198085691098/screenshots/?appid=107410 Scroll down the bottom of my screenshots and you'll see all my really old I&A ones haha. I'll have to jump on a bit more often, always good fun on I&A.

Got one for the AT guys? (if you see me on I&A, can Guarantee you i'll have the Titan on my back lol

I won't be as eloquent or succinct, as my peers. I'll simply leave another screenshot here, displaying the APD Chief Inspector and his AR-2 Darter who observed you at the Sydney Drug Dealer from an undisclosed location, several hundred meters in the air. -Yes we have drones -Yes we can question the Dealer -No we don't have CD's on raids Sincerely, Chief Inspector SOB. Sydney Station GD Chief.

That name "Sparky" was suggested by @martin during a banter session late last night on TS while writing my reply So any objections can be addressed to him lol

Nothing to see here, just walking my pet drone, named sparky also I think you miss tagged Martin and Burger. Martin has the CAR and the Ghosthawk

3:26, guest appearance by my tracer rounds giving the robbers a badday Told you Smokey, showing people how you got that name will make u holey

The ROA guys decided to rob the bank and had taken a hostage, so putting the life and safety of the hostage we didn't go tactical on bank until after the Hostage had been retrieved and secured. Once that had been achieved, we took off in pursuit of the robbers who had been observed mounting their strider and making an aquatic getaway. The pursuit lasted a good 20-30 minutes until we finally prevailed despite being low on fuel and ammo and my at times horrendous shooting. Shoutout to the cops involved for a job well done and ROA for providing us with great RP and chase. (some sections have been cut due to screen freezes or me not getting it on shadow-play. This is the first youtube video i've ever uploaded so im not really that good at the whole editing thing)

no deliberate ramming, just trying to Shepard it the way we want it to go by cutting off certain directions. any collisions were entirely accidental.

I'll be ready to man a gunboat to stop any escapees

Dem subtitles though haha

Done: FB, YOUTUBE & Twitter and the SG steam group for good measure

Incident Report for: 23/08/16 Presented to: APD Commissioner @Bonez, Deputy Commissioner @Zomboid, Assistant SRT Commissioner @Spectral Subject: Weapon's bust within Sydney. Details: Myself and another officer, Recruit Robby, were patrolling around Sydney when we got calls from AINC about a suspicious Zamak hanging around their HQ. I investigated it and told the man to move off, which he did without incident. About 5 minutes later AINC call again and tell us that there had been bombs planted in their HQ and the Zamak was still lurking about, upon our arrival the bombs were detonated and the zamak drove into the HQ area moments later. Upon questioning the driver and gaining consent and keys to search his vehicle for suspicion of carrying explosives to bomb the AINC HQ. this is what we found: There was also another AK-12 in his backpack. the suspect admitted to wanting to sell the weapons to civilians as revenge for alleged police incompetence and corruption as well as bombing the AINC HQ building. The man was jailed for bombing and weapons smuggling. The weapons were valued at $3,505,000. The Vehicle and all its contents were destroyed in a controlled demolition at Sydney Station. Report filed by: That Lucky SOB, Inspector [L02E].

Just a little joke to end an already funny night and bring a few laughs to the people of altis. Don't question what comes from our tired minds with not fully functioning brain filters haha (Though im sure it would get results?). Having actually gotten some sleep and re-read all this i cant believe how bad iam at that drone haha.

The man was eventually identified and charged with multiple counts of Ramming vehicles and reckless driving all thanks to the revolutionary techniques thought up by chilled out cops at 3am.

that moment when you lose an entire run's worth of profits hahaha, #Rekt

whose in trouble lol? not me he robbed haha, I just saw this pop up when I was playing cop haha.

No offence @Bonez but QPS are the social media kings of Australia's Police services and forces especially when they throw shade at nickleback and Bieber hahaha

The media attention turned towards our transparent and accountable organisation involving the twisting of facts of the situation to peddle their own fantasies about supposed corruption among our ranks. We aren't perfect by any means but we hold ourselves accountable and are transparent when we make mistakes, unlike the rebels or the paparazzi rags that slander the APD while taking money and favours from the real corrupt elements. Good to see our commissioner coming to the defense of the poor guys slogging it out on the street in the GD ranks and being the primary target of Undeserved public fury.

Whatever you decide, you got support from us down in the Ranks Rog, whether you're our Deputy Commissioner or a Superintendent. You did really good work and we thank you for your dedication and all the hard work you put in on helping the cop force continue to grow and improve. Bonez is an excellent officer and I'm sure he'll make an excellent successor to you.

Here we see why the APD doesn't PIT haha... we wait for them to panic and crash haha

I got a worse punishment for you: permanently assigned as Banana's partner for driving.