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Hello younglings fluxii here again to bring you some top notch memes... POST SOME THAT YOU HAVE MADE

Ok the new additions to base are pretty damn good looking, but one thing really annoys me. The Service pad decor, it honestly needs to be removed, if you anti-torque is gone its a honest bastard to land with those boxes there. An example of the boxes messing up a landing https://imgur.com/PXwHFpm Honestly removing the boxes would save the pilots some time and patience. Sincerely -Matsozetex

I have watched this many times on how she could possible disappear but still have not find an answer. http://i.imgur.com/6zuT549.gifv

SERIAL KILLER EVENT PHOTOs This was at the near end, creepy creepy stuff. Great RP by @Zomboid

ACS Raved, and SP handed out Gold Bars landing in the midst of things to use the chance to hand them out at the party, great work by all involved. The Police did security, people played songs, danced, and guess what.....no arrests and not a SHOT fired, wow, you guys are making me happy. True Blue did puke at the end, but Pirates usually only drink Rum and he was on the JD, so fair enough. Good work lads, full credit for both tasks.

@j Doing some good work there champ.

Default Damage models would be a good thing to add.

Claiming completion of; CIV 1 - You crave the sweet sweet taste of Peaches, and want everyone else to enjoy them as well. Take a Truck and run a full load of peaches into Sydney Market, and start handing them out. Give peaches to anyone who will take them, and eat them non stop. I have edited the video today and will upload to YouTube tonight and link it on this thread, was great fun not as many people joined in but was a lot going on in the server at the time. Look forward to tackling some more challenges! Regards J. Rambo

These are all my mousepad ideas i love on march 3rd but found them today on an external harddrive, but due to the deadline there no longer valid, but have a look!: "A Day out in a pawnee" "Another Day In Altis" "When Dredd Hits, Everybody Knows" "Invade And Annex Greyhawk At Its Finest"

Almost received a shell to the noggin and a shower of 7.62mm rounds...

Played Arma 2 until all the servers died, never got to enjoy those squad feels, now I have built a better PC that can run Arma 3. I stumbled upon this server a few days ago and i'm still getting the hang of the new game, but i'm sure it will come to me quickly, sorry if I've seemed like a bit of a jerk, most of the time I play is after work, and work makes me angry. Can't wait to see you all out there, I'll steer clear of flying, I seem to slam every helicopter into the ground like a lawn dart anyway.

I play this IRL, how do we play it virtually?

Cards is like a slow motion train wreck of mental carnage and lols. TLDR good times, inside joke alert Marcswife.

WOOOO, love this game

"Buy the love of the people" Has been cancelled due to the serial killer event. Having way to much fun seeing how the event pans out.

We have a new version release. Added: - All players now have working player tags above heads - Medics can now revive dead players in vehicles - Medics can now fix kidneys - Medics have a deploy-able medical bunkers - New civilian intro song Changed: - Bandwidth settings tweaked - Updated map information and rules - Fixed police icons - UAV Drones fixed for lieutenants Removed: - Wiped all Gangs to temporarily fix Gangs Bugging out. (All gangs that had money in them i have saved on my computer, message me on ts or make a comp request and ill check if you legit had it then transfer the gang funds to your account. TODO/Hotfix (Within the next few days): - Gear load outs for cops - Tiggatis map changes - Rebel weapon price changes - mysql presistant economy - New side missions - Possibly remove shipwrecks if it cannot be repaired [After this i'm going to try work on a bigger update for more bug fixes in the next few days, and then we can start to looking into more customization once 100% stability.] PS - Thanks to Luckyb33f, Demigod, J17, Quiksilver and the dev testers for helping release this update. We know it's been a long time since updates where released for altis life but I am back at it and hoping to keep everyone happy with balance and new content to come in future updates. If you find any bugs in the server be sure to report it in the bug section or on teamspeak asap so we can get out a hotfix!